i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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