Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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