No awkward lesbian experiences without me
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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