You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
how drunk are you?
Several
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Randomize
