Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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