YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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