You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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