so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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