never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She needs sedatives and a leash
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He shit in the fireplace
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