I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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