Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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