that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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