Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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