In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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