I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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