and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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