Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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