I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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