I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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