I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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