awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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