you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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