i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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