one might say we're banned from that church
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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