her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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