stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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