Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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