Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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