escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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