Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i now understand why vodka
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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