awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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