She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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