So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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