let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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