Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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