he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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