i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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