I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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