Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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