waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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