is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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