Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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