so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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