we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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