Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My vagina is very pro this idea
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