The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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