I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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