what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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