Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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