dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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