He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
why do cheetos always look like penises
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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