D3 body, D1 cock
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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